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Monday, April 30, 2018

Idroid Review

Dear God, throw it away. I-droid, in theory, could work. Yes there exists the "3 Laws of Robotics" that aren't actually established laws, but we know humans. Robots CANNOT replace humans. Robots are programmed to know what they know. They don't have human capacity. So these "Perfect machines" can only progress as far as we PROGRAM them. I-Droid is the WORST way to fix world problems. Firstly, this is not going to fix overpopulation. Yes, you can hump a robot that sounds and feels like the real thing, but how many men with a large ego are ACTUALLY going to give up real females for synthetic skin? If that was the case, self-pleasure tools would have fixed that problem long ago. Then, most children aren't even born because the husband wouldn't wrap it up. Some are born for tax and welfare benefits, some are born because for the sole purpose of work, and some are even born so the parent has a higher chance of having a successful child. Robots cannot fix this. Second, robot brothels are just creepy and unhealthy. All those fluids in one place? Gross. And imagine being the person whose job is to clean up after those things. That is ABSOLUTELY disgusting. The only robot I could see being useful are the robot assistants, They are more efficient thatn actual humans and are actually "robotic', which means here to do something over and over again without thinking. Sex robots should just be trashed. If you can't get any play, then you should probably just step your game up and stop hugging the wall at every party you go to. Confidence is key. And if you feel more confident around metal and fake flesh instead of real skin and bone and warmth and a real beating heart, then you belong at the NSA instead of with society. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE technology. But never once has it crossed my mind to make love to my computer hard drive. Seriously, get out the house. Make some friends. Get a life. And Japan, stop being so creepy about women. They've contributed to the world just as much if not more than men. So just let them live and you wouldn't have to turn jamming yourself in your auxiliary port for pleasure. Weirdos. Just please, throw the whole project away. It's weird.

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